Sunday, 2 September 2007

A King Size Tub Big Enough for 10 Plus me

OLAH, haven't blogged since... SINCE WHEN JEUS, COMMON FORGOT THE DATE ASSHOLE?!?!? EH you think you damn funny isit... hahahah BLUEREGARD is such a fucking joker!?!?!? I'm telling you if you try another piece of shit on me I'll make you disappear by reading my business book!!!! OOOOOO I'm soooo scared of your business bullshit, just shut up and blog fag. Yes dick, thats what I've been trying to do but you popped up like an erection.

Anyway, went wakeboarding on Friday with Chris Kim and Kai. YEA you suck at that hahahha, I mean least Kai and Chris can start off.... SHUT THE FUCK UP! Alex was good, has his own gear and that kinda shit. The only thing that was a flaw was that more and more people came and the lines were quite long. OH yea, there was this fat ang moh that kept cutting the queue, I mean don't down there try to jump off the seat and act pro. Can't even start off normally but want to jump chhh. Neither can you 'jump off'.... *ignores* KAI NEARLY WENT A ROUND!!!!! WHY DID YOU FUCKING LET GO AT THE LAST TURN!?!?!?!?! WOOP-DEEEDOO, someone trying to ignore me eh? hahahaaaahahah you can't ignore me, I'm like a FIXED NARRATOR IN YOUR PEA BRAIN WHICH IS KINDA SMALL FOR ME, really difficult to stretch my legs here. CAN YOU USE it more so it can actually increase in size??? DON'T NEED TO BE INDIRECT, I'm the only one that can hear you dumbfuck. WOW someone using big words now huh, am I T-A-L-_____-K-I-N-G T-O-O F-A-S-T F-O-R Y-O-U? Well if I was that dumb, you wouldn't be that 'smart' eh? POINT. Carry on dipshit. Then Chris stayed over, his mom called and I was moaning like those porn vids, his mom thought he was having sex or something. You're an asshole for that. I don't exactly need your comment.

During training today, Coach Royson came. Mark pointed a middle finger at him cause Coach said he stand like girl. Then Coach saw it and asked him to fuck off the court to Coach James. I swear, I even think GOD agrees that Coach Royson sounds damn like my brother. Both of them coach tennis before, could imagine the same
kinda way they teach..... I think so too. I didn't need that comment either. I don't need you. Oh yea, who was that talking to me during volley session? I was repeating the technique in my head, you were just trying to distract me! Point again! Your really using your brain now. Just shut up. Then went to eat with dad and mom at some Bedok hawker center selling only malay food cause all the chinese want to go home early today, chhh, slackers. Now feeling sleepy, gonna take my leave now.

sleepy 15 signing out,
Jeus

P.S: BLUEREGARD IS TEH SEXY SEX GOD!!!!
P.S: IS NOT, now your not cause I imagine your not.
P.S: Point, sweet dreams.
P.S: You better not pop up like last time, I was having a really sweet dream.
P.S: Oh yea sure, of you dating Jessica Alba. She's not even 'hot'.
P.S: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! SHE IS HOTTEST OF THE HOTZORXS!!!!

No comments: