Monday, 30 July 2007

God Cried the Ocean

Feel an injury coming up, playing ACS(I) on friday. Not ready, not that fit, not enough players, no Coach Keith or Daniel or Ying Xiang or William. All of them decided not to be committed because most of us are not, no point for training just cause some people show up only for matches and most likely a training right before that. Those people I shall not name but these deserve some glory, Anton, E.B, Desmond, Joseph, Nico, Evan(if there's a good coach), Samuel, Brina, David, Roderic. Some of these people here have dislocated and ripped shoulders, torn their meniscus, fractured their wrists, fingers, cramped all of their legs so there and then they could give themselves a chance to participate. However there are people who rather work in the gym for excuses of guitar practices, go flirt with girls, afternoon tea with their girlfriends or just don't feel like it. Yea some of the committed don't feel like it sometimes but they push and they push until they reach their limit and they push some more, out of desperation not to lose their chance they put those slackers in to play.
Whats there to do for a team that looses the competitive edge once the season's ended? Barker, ACS(I), St Joseph, Raffles, St Andrews, teams that develop that cause it all started with a single batch that are committed and got close enough to touch the cup or barely fall short. Not us cause people are just too fucked up, saw the year book? The CCA that had the most participants, now? Lesser guys then girls. I'm pretty sure all of us wanted to be the pioneer batch that got close to touch the finals so that generations below could see that and be the same. You know what, I don't give a shit. Fuck you Miles, FUCK YOU CHANG and loads more to go...
Till then, time will tell next year.
Number 15 signing out
Jeus

Sunday, 29 July 2007

Sick on Sabbeth

Kinda weird time to blog right now but heck it, couldn't sleep anyway. My brothers birthday party just ended, a small party, little itty bit of gambling and food that sucks. Brother was dealer and he earned a rough 700++ on blackjack??? Was watching the whole while, pretty fun to see them agitating him while he tries to judge a draw. Gave him a set of cards that I bought at Golden Landmark.

I have to go out tomoro!!! Was at home all weekend, can't be like last week. BUT on friday I went to nic's house and watched letters from Iwo Jima, was pretty funny how Kai was trying to make fun of Japanese soldiers for the whole movie. Luke took so fucking long with the chicken rice, had to hunk it down cause we were late and I had food choked in my windpipe! Then showered there and went to musical, their actually good! NICE OUTFIT QI YOU WERE SO INCONSPICUOUS ON STAGE WITH ALL THAT RED AND BLACK PORN NURSE THING!!! Ha ha ha :) was all good and everyone cheered. " Remember ze good years in Canaan" Anton rocks the socks from your jocks! Like it when Ling came out with that Elvis act but couldn't hear his voice. Oh yea, when Anna was raping Shawn behind the curtains, WOO kinky.

After that went to Swensens with a treat from JunHung, gotta find a way to pay him back grrr. MAN DID I HAVE AN APPETITE, crayfish pasta, spaghetti aglio olio (with prawns), half a banana crumble (the best), a cookie summit and I'm barely done. Didn't finish the banana crumble cause Anna made me leave, chh! Walked to seven eleven and she bought SHIT LOADS of that sour strip covered in sugar. Ran back to school cause someone had a bladder the size of a table tennis ball! Called a cab cause CHIBAI's were cutting in front of us and taking our cabs. Told Anna to shout at them but she was too scared and she stopped me pfft?!?!? Steven Song came to the musical too. Had a some-what serious talk with Anna<- (emo girl) in the cab: found out that I'd rather have her as a friend then have her and then losing her. ALSO found out a secret bout QI!!!! HEHEHEHHEHE (evil laugh)

Went home and slept beside the pool and Spud kept on putting his head on my stomach, maybe cause I have so much ABS, he just wanted to know how it feels like to have abs jkjk! So late already sia and I still cannot sleep! Gonna try and get some now.

Lovely number 15 bailing out.
Jeus

Wednesday, 25 July 2007

never get enough, she's the sweetest drug

i-ta-taki-masu, got that from the Japanese etiquette paper miss ling gave me before the school japanese trip. miss that ol' place, was really great especially the food. yea baby, my super high metabolism rate prevents me from gaining weight but this may not be an advantage for rugby but still good to bring along during travel!!! Went to get a minor check by the doctor and yea its fun to stuff yourself without having to worry. Spent most of the money my parents gave me on the super cool vending machines there, abit of beer and pre-cooked rice cakes.

DAMN they even have udon and ramen sold in vending machines. Mostly rice cakes, real good and dreamy. Bought all the flavours with Chris Mark, ha ha he got the crappy batch of the experiments. When your in Japan, you do not want to insult their stuff there. Like when Bjorn started making fun of the wa-ba-ki (japanese slippers) he was wearing, he nearly slipped. The snow was super cool but before that, there was hail, then I mooned Kevin Heng and it was a painful experience. Then when we were back at the 'farmland', I threw a snowball at Bjorn's cheek and it swelled up bad. I nearly got a PSP there!!!!!! Bloody prize machine was rigged stupid shop lady keep smiling at us. Bet she was like 'suckers, they'll never win no damn psp, chh Singaporeans'.

Oh, JunHung gave me and Bjorn 2k yen to buy as much coke as we want. We went to the vending machine half frozen and bought so much coke the machine ran out!!! Then we didn't know how to bring back the giant supply, so had to use my jacket and carry it all like a stretcher. like 20 bottles of 300ml! then after that, went to throw snowballs at the year one's 'farmhouse', manage to get a couple on the windows, cheap but great fun. When JunHung was the only one sleeping in the farmhouse, Bjorn, Chris Mark, Daniel and me heard it loud and clear, dirty erotic thoughts of JunHung's gay partner!!! He was moaning something like 'OH EARNEST!!!'. Maybe cause he was buying so much honey from this honey promoter guy and made him happy and they got busy right before we entered the tour bus, HONEYCOMB from your biggest FAN!!! Then that night Anna go put mascara on my eyelashes, cannot wash off, the next day miss ling and the tour guides gave me a really funny look. Nearly the whole night cannot sleep, too much coke and started playing cards with Bjorn.

Last day at Space World was great, JunHung, Anna and Qi wimped out during the alien like haunted house. WTH, then I walked in alone and manage to get out. There was this guy in the cage acting like an alien and tried to grab me, bloody hell got so scared pissed I kicked the damn cage, think I injured his finger. Then he said some Japanese shit, I just walked off. The roller coasters there were the only things that were fun and exciting, the rest were made exciting and scary cause the three of them were screaming their heads off. Like when we got into the rides, they were screaming, when the Jap guy was talking over the megaphone to clip seat-belts in the space ship, they were screaming, when the engine of the ride starts off, they were screaming. Little four year olds don't even scream that much at the peak of the ride, you guys give Singaporeans a pussy image.

Wanna go back!!!! If next year got Japan trip again, I'll be first on the travel list!!! The best country I visited so far. JAPAN ROCKS MY SOCKS AND IT WILL ROCK YOU TOO!!!

Lovely number 15 bailing out,
Jeus

Tuesday, 24 July 2007

Manchester united fans from Ohio

watched Euro trip on HBO again, still got the laughs for it. Damn the directors , they must be real smart to come up with this kinda shit. still haven't told anyone about this blog yet. pissed off at Gunawans pen writing feature on the bloody tablet PC so decided to hand type it out instead.

Dorothy
is a mother fucking bitch!!! fucking hell, suppose to hand up interview on Monday but didn't cause I was sick so handed up on Tuesday and she fucking marked it as late work. I asked her about it and she said I need to show her an MC of me being unable to attend her class on Monday. what kinda fucking idiot need an MC, she's not even my form tutor??? OH I forgot Black Dorothy needs one. go fuck yourself bitch if you ever find this blog, told her I handed it in to Gina (form teacher) but she said I was in this class long enough to know her rules, she also added that it doesn't really matter cause I 'always' hand in my work late anyway?!?!?!? biased fat cunt, then when Seng Chiy grades gone down by a bit, she start getting all nice to him and shit and giving him a talk about how you should buck up, started acting like a student counselor and all that kinda shit! What a horseblower, but who needs her anyway all I need to know is that I can pass my end of the year which I obviously can cause the teacher marking it will be a non-biased english teacher like Mrs Mok or something like that. She can't even control her diet thats why she's that fat, so damn fat dunno why Dr Barrett want to hire her, if I were to interview someone, see the person so fat know she have no self-discipline. Everytime in class reminding her students indirectly why is she so big "life is about enjoyment and what I enjoy is eating cause I live to eat"
You know what I think??? I think that she manage to get her husband while she still had some sorta figure then started hunking like a gluttinous steriod pumped cow until she couldn't take anymore popyes chicken and switched to eating her own kids, thats why she doesn't have any now. She most probably dip her children in her moms famous curry with collected lard from her last lypo-suction which failed miserably causing a fat flood of the hospital killing all personnel and endangering nearby countries including malaysia, thailand and indonesia. They mistook the overflowing fat for the tsunami but I tell ya she's the one making all the floods. She could be one of those secret weapons for terrorist to threaten the world with the collected amount of shit from her clogged rectum, they could make a fuel-air-explosive just by using her. The amount of fuel energy in her could power North Korea for fifteen decades, they should send her for the nuclear peace treaty instead of truckloads of fuel. If they send her and I'm the dictator, I can just sit back and relax without having to worry for the food or energy resources for my third-world-country. She is by far the teacher that takes the most MCs for the year. (needs to clean her bone collection from her dead offsprings)

She just gave me enough homework to fill her dog bowl, you can guess how many megatons that weigh. So now I'm at home breaking my fingers trying to type her article that is suposedly 'related to english'

Done this post and done more, lovely 15 signing out!
Jeus

Friday, 20 July 2007

celefest

school just ended with celefest, didn't do anything. nothing, zero, nil, and my school still raised about 100k, gee thats alot of money and aubrey was whining on what happened to the money we put in through our school fees, how those hot ang moh chicks that came into the general office were berets classy strippers/hookers therefore wasting all the parents money away.
WAH the parent-support-group sure worked hard like horses, they actually got Class 95.0 DJs to come and take a look at our school's rook-out. I know thats one of singapore's famous radio stations but why Class 95.0??? I mean why not like 98.7 or something. 95.0 plays gay songs and they've been there for like 40+ years, occasionally they play some good classics.
Chee Huay'san' has been trying to stalk my blog, he he he, she still can't find it.
Boster has been renamed from 'bob' to 'shirley' by nic ang, if i were to rename it i'd name it shelby, i know its a cars name but its a good and unique name to name your future kid. can't blog till a long time later cause my com have problem. maybe i can get my new com this weekend. yea that be great cause i have to go to the lan shop every time i wanna blog pfft.

Lovely number 15 signing out
Jeus